YES.
It kind of boggles my mind how I went on a FAFSA loan-avalanche ride for a 4-year degree, and IRS computers got fucked up on just the right 12 day stretch to blow my whole academic stretch out of the water.  At least it was right after I’d pulled my associate’s out of it.  :|  Not that it’s been able to, you know, help me get a fucking job or anything.
Pin the loan on the jobless sucka.

YES.

It kind of boggles my mind how I went on a FAFSA loan-avalanche ride for a 4-year degree, and IRS computers got fucked up on just the right 12 day stretch to blow my whole academic stretch out of the water.  At least it was right after I’d pulled my associate’s out of it.  :|  Not that it’s been able to, you know, help me get a fucking job or anything.

Pin the loan on the jobless sucka.

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"Stupid horse! You gotta move or you’ll die!"

God I miss this movie.  I need to watch it again soon.

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veganlullaby:

ponytailwhippingnacho:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?
This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.
Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.
Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.
You don’t fuck with orcas.

Growing up SeaWorld gave me the intention that they were harmless.

This, netizens of Tumblr, is why I don’t trust the motherfucking ocean if I can’t see my feet in it.  I swear to god, if I were ever in a plane that went down over the Mariana trench, if the heart attack of the HORROR of 5+ miles of water below me didn’t do it, I’d dive and start breathing seawater as soon as I got my wits about me.
Shit’s been evolving down there for a lot longer than we’ve even had fucking legs, and we only know a tiny fraction of it.  I’m not afraid of water, I’m afraid of ocean water, because that shit’s been learning to sink or swim for far longer than we have.

veganlullaby:

ponytailwhippingnacho:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

image

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?

This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.

Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.

Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.

You don’t fuck with orcas.

Growing up SeaWorld gave me the intention that they were harmless.

This, netizens of Tumblr, is why I don’t trust the motherfucking ocean if I can’t see my feet in it.  I swear to god, if I were ever in a plane that went down over the Mariana trench, if the heart attack of the HORROR of 5+ miles of water below me didn’t do it, I’d dive and start breathing seawater as soon as I got my wits about me.

Shit’s been evolving down there for a lot longer than we’ve even had fucking legs, and we only know a tiny fraction of it.  I’m not afraid of water, I’m afraid of ocean water, because that shit’s been learning to sink or swim for far longer than we have.


Q
Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist
Anonymous
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y5rabiii:

mr-resilient:

blasianpoetry:

wa-llahi:

yawayli-deactivated20140417:

nah I’m not into white guys sry

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DAAAAAMN.

Reblogging strictly for the Lakers gif 

Forever reblog


malgasm:



A line of roses lines the street where Michael Brown was shot

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powerful

malgasm:

A line of roses lines the street where Michael Brown was shot

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powerful

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disneykin:

ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you

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a friendly reminder

beahbeah:

marfmellow:

that calling women of color exotic is

  • fucking racist
  • dehumanizing
  • othering
  • and not a fucking compliment

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Q
You shouldn't give a generalization about all cops, yes there are bad cops, but there are also some pretty damn good ones. I've met several NYPD cops and they're are the bravest and fair people I've ever met. Michael Brown's murder is disgusting and should never have happened.
Anonymous
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I actually try very hard not to.  I’ve been in law enforcement.  I’ve also written extensively about the fact that very often officers with integrity are pushed out of forces, because as they are seen taking note of things that might reflect badly upon their fellow officers, they are ostracized from the camaraderie of the force.  I’ve seen wonderful officers shoved out, and quit voluntarily, because they knew that if they stayed they would have an accident, or be dead-ended at the rank they were at.

In any power-hierarchy, those that are sociopathic or psychopathic inevitably rise to the top.  This is because of the fact that only they are willing to break the moral and ethical guidelines that those of us with sympathy, empathy, and decency, are held back by.  It’s a very simple concept.

I’m sorry if I gave the opinion that I am against all cops.  I’m only against, from the average that I’ve seen with my own eyes, about 4/5 of them.  Maybe that’s because I was in a bad unit, or maybe that’s because I grew up being kicked out of my house before I was 18, and landing on the wrong side of the law.  All that I know is where I’ve seen, officers are, more often than not, people who are drawn to authority because they enjoy it.  Which is precisely the wrong reason they should be there.

The only chance for integrity in an armed police force is mandatory conscription.  I’m not saying I support that, I know the drawbacks pretty damn well.

I just reblog stuff that catches my eye here.  Some of the cop images I posted are pretty harsh stereotypes, yeah, but I try to pepper my blog with stories that I have from my times, and defense of good ones, too.  It’s just sad, because they’re so outnumbered.

I’ll try to remember this in the future, and thank you for bringing it to my attention.  I never became law enforcement by choice, but I never sold out, and I never broke my integrity.  There are good ones out there.  But I paid dearly for my integrity, and a lot of them do.  That’s why they’re so outnumbered.  Who wants to stay in, and make a stand, when it’s a risk to them and their families?